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Great Kitchen Smells

October 26, 2023 by Jim Brewer

How wonderful it is to walk into a house with tantalizing aromas oozing from the kitchen. But which kitchen smells are best? Which ones make you want to eat everything in sight?  Here are some of my thoughts in that regard. First of all, fried chicken. Who can resist the smell of chicken legs and breasts frying in hot oil? And for me, if I even think about fried chicken, I have to cook some … [Read more...]

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The Impossible Dream

October 5, 2023 by Jim Brewer

I have a dream that is likely never to come true. It’s an impossible dream that one day I would be able to take a handful of ice cubes from the refrigerator without having at least one escape and go sliding across the kitchen floor. Yesterday, it almost came true. I only dropped one cube. Our refrigerator has an internal automatic ice maker, and it works to perfection, keeping our ice tray … [Read more...]

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It’s Southern, Y’all

September 20, 2023 by Jim Brewer

Things to Know About the South - A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. - There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South. - There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before. - If it grows, it'll stick ya’. If it crawls, it'll bite cha’. - Onced and Twiced are words. - It is … [Read more...]

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Three Guys, Two Bedrooms

September 13, 2023 by Jim Brewer

The cottage on the Greenbrier was magnificent and we spent much of our time on the spacious porch overlooking the river. It was a perfect place for our rendezvous except for one problem - there were three of us and only two bedrooms. I was not concerned - at first. There was a spacious couch in the living room, and I take some of my best naps on couches. So, I brought sheets, a blanket and a … [Read more...]

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A New Fishing Cooler

September 7, 2023 by Jim Brewer

“Hey, I just caught some fish down on the dock. Anybody have a cooler I can ice them down in?” “Take mine. Take mine,” they all say. Bull! No one wants one of their coolers to be used to put fish in. Why? Because once you ice down fish in a cooler, that cooler is destined for life as a fishing cooler. My fishing buddy, Tim Tigner, and I have discovered a crappie hotspot at a lake close to … [Read more...]

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The Warble

August 3, 2023 by Jim Brewer

  We have a pet parakeet named Foster, a rescue bird. We got Foster 4 or 5 years ago to keep our younger parakeet, Snowbird, company. Foster was an older bird at the time, but she outlived Snowbird and is still alive and kicking. However, about 6 weeks ago, we noticed a growth on her lower back, just above her tail feathers. It was gross. I called it a warble, and it continued to … [Read more...]

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Playing Possum

July 27, 2023 by Jim Brewer

I had an interesting visitor to my backyard recently – a possum. I’m sure he is a frequent visitor, but only after dark. It’s rare to see a possum in the daytime, unless it’s in the form of a flattened carcass on the side of the road. Possums are not very good road-crossers. This was a big possum, nice and fat, and would probably have made a nice roast, if you’re into possum meat. Thank you, … [Read more...]

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Happy Father’s Day

June 15, 2023 by Jim Brewer

I’m getting a new gas grill for Father’s Day. My old one died. The reason I know I will be getting a new grill is because my wife dragged me to Lowe’s to pick one out. Naturally. Nancy didn’t like the El Cheapo one I chose. I always get the cheap ones because – no matter how much you pay – they only last 3 years. Then those little jets that shoot the juice to the flames tucker out and even the Gas … [Read more...]

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A Certified Frog Trainer

June 8, 2023 by Jim Brewer

  I have finally decided what I want to be when I grow up. A frog trainer. It’s a career with unlimited opportunities and very little competition. Afterall, when is the last time you saw a Certified Frog Trainer offering his services on Craig’s List? Here’s how I arrived at my new endeavor. Five of us were sitting on the patio beside our goldfish pond after a southern inspired feast … [Read more...]

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Pharmacy Nightmares

June 1, 2023 by Jim Brewer

  I used to think going to DMV was the worst possible trip a person could take. I’m now thinking that might be the second worst – when comparted to going to the pharmacy to pick up meds. This a typical visit for me. The Robo call says I have a prescription ready. Good. Got to keep that blood pressure under control. There are two other customers ahead of me. It normally takes me two … [Read more...]

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