We have many laws governing our universe. There is the Law of Gravity, there is Einstein’s Law of Relativity, there is Newton’s Law of Motion and – of course – there is Brewer’s Law of the Cantaloupe Seed.
What? You’ve never heard of Brewer’s Law of the Cantaloupe Seed. That’s only because of government-run schools. They don’t teach real science.
The Law of the Cantaloupe Seed is well-proven and clearly documented. It states that no matter how hard you try, no matter how many times you scrape, no matter if you use a fifty power telescope to examine the inside of a cantaloupe, there will be one seed remaining when the melon is served. It is impossible to get every last seed from the interior of a cantaloupe. It has never been done. Scrape though you might, when the melon is served there will be one seed remaining (sometimes two or three) that will cause the eater of the melon to go, “Pfffttt” and spit said seed at whoever was supposed to have disposed of all seeds.
I don’t know how they do it – cantaloupe seeds, that is. They may use some sort of special camouflage skills and hide themselves in the flesh of the melon, or they may send out some sort of cosmic force that causes the melon peeler to have a mental lapse and overlook the seed, but there is always one seed that is not removed and you can’t change the Laws of the Universe.
So there. Eat the seed! It’s good for you.