This is going to be awkward, “butt” here goes.
When we were in Lancaster County a month or so back, we stayed at a really nice Air B&B cottage that happened to have a Tushy, a Bidet, installed on the toilet. Nancy read the instructions, which were simple, and used it first. She liked it and suggested I give it a try. I did, and I was so impressed I bought a Tushy from Amazon as soon as we returned home.
Basically, A Tushy is an attachment beneath the toilet seat that diverts a stream of fresh water to spray your rear end after a poop. It almost eliminates the need for toilet paper, and it is infinitely more sanitary than just using tissue. I compare it to coming in after 18 holes of golf on a hot August afternoon and – rather than wiping yourself down with a dry wash rag – taking a shower. It’s that much more refreshing and far more cleansing.
If you were one of those kids who was good at putting an erector set together, you can install it yourself. If not, like me, you can call Pat Crowley with Mr. Faucet and he can easily assemble it for you without charging an arm and a leg. A Tushy runs from about $90 to $130, so it’s not terribly expensive.
They are so effective, I am now going to find it inconvenient to go anywhere without having one in the bathroom. As far as I’m concerned, every “booty” needs a Tushy.
