Bill, an avid duck hunter was in the market for a new dog. His search ended when he found a retriever that could actually walk on water to fetch the ducks. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. One day Bill decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, Frank, an eternal pessimist, who refused to be impressed with anything. This, surely, would be … [Read more...]

A game warden sneaks up on a man sitting on the bank with a fishing rod and a bucket of minnows. “Let me see your fishing license,” the warden growls, certain that he has a culprit dead to rights. “I’m not fishing,” the man said. “I’m training my minnows.” “What do you mean, training minnows?” the warden asked. “These are special minnows. When I let them go in the water, and if I beat … [Read more...]

One day, a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice. He peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there." He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There are no fish down there." He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There are no fish … [Read more...]

I say men make the best cooks. My wife says men make the biggest messes. What a sexist she is. Fellow chefs, the time has come for men to take control of the kitchens in America and get women back in the malls where they belong. Gentlemen, start your turkey fryers. What? You have no experience cooking? A lack of experience or knowledge of a particular subject has never stopped us before. Men … [Read more...]