Dear Friends,
Many of you may not realize it, but I’ve been very busy over the last few years planning my retirement, and putting my thoughts and ideas together into a book which I hope will carry me through it. I believe my new book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information I’ve gained through my years of lessons, struggle, and experiment. I am very proud of the results, and to assist with marketing to begin funding my retirement, I am asking friends and family to help me out. I hope you find this a useful tool to help you enjoy your game much more while you enjoy the great outdoors. The cost is only pre-publication cost is only $9.95. Get in on the first printing, don’t wait until they’re all gone.
Table of Contents:
Chapter 1 – How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.
Chapter 2 – How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the Tee.
Chapter 3 – How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker.
Chapter 4 – How to Get More Distance off the Shank.
Chapter 5 – When to Give the Ranger the Finger.
Chapter 6 – Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.
Chapter 7 – When to Implement Handicap Management.
Chapter 8 – Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 AM.
Chapter 9 – How to Rationalize a 6-Hour Round.
Chapter 10 – When Does a Divot Become Classified as Sod.
Chapter 11 – How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water.
Chapter 12 – Why Your Spouse Doesn’t Care that You Birdied the 5th Hole.
Chapter 13 – Using Curse Words Creatively to Control Ball Flight.
Chapter 14 – When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome.
Chapter 15 – How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five Off the Tee.
Chapter 16 – When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponents.
Chapter 17 – God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey-Three-Putt.
Chapter 18 – When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever.
Chapter 19 – Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique.
Chapter 20 – Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 21 – Why Male Golfers Will Pay $6 a Beer From the Cart Girl and Give Her a $4 Tip, but will balk at $3 a Beer at the 19th Hole and then Stiff the Bartender.
Thanking you in advance for your order
By
Kant Putt Forshit