Covid. Don’t worry. Our fearless leaders have it under control. In fact, the President of Pfizer who has had all the possible shots and boosters there could possibly be, was pleased to announce that he had only contracted Covid four times. Imagine, if he hadn’t had all his doses, he might have got Covid 5 or 6 times! It’s important to get all those shots and boosters, even though you will probably get a case or two or three of the virus anyway. It’s contagious, you know.
Sometimes, I think they’re just guessing and don’t have a clue. But to be extra safe, get those Faucci-Ouchies anyway. Pfizer, Moderna, and Johnson & Johnson would want it that way.